It was 'Friday Night Lights' last week and it was an outstanding effort had by all. Quick shout out to the boys in the basketball club, awesome debut last week and long may your success continue. Would also like to quietly point out that in the last 10 minutes of the game with Jem and Russ sent off, one could argue Therapist Rugby League was born!! Enough from me, and more from this man, after intense lobbying the winger from the mighty Bay of Hawkes, the REAL Bay some say, he is really in a class of his own... take it away Jack Steiner!!!
1) Name: Jack Steiner
2) Birthday: 20/07/1989 Fontenbleau, France
3) Hometown and Province: Napier, Hawkes Bay
4) Physical stats: 73kg, 178 cm
5) Education: Napier Mens, Law degree with honours (hopefully...)
6) Best rugby moment? England taking out the 2003 world cup against the aussies
7) Best OBU Therapists moment? Debuting for the mighty therapists
8) Who is your all time Rugby hero? Lawrence Harris, great to watch when fit and on form. The Welsh national team could do well in taking note of his many talents
9) If you could invite 5 people to dinner who would you invite? Alan Shearer - the most talented and professional sports player of all time. John Key - to ask him if he is related to Hamish Thomson. Hamish Thomson - to see if the similarities are as evident in person. Mark 'Rigger' Richardson - just general banter. Justin Marshall - so i can tell him face to face what the whole of NZ thinks of his commentary
10) Who was your 1st kiss? Rebecca ..... cant remember second name, in changing sheds year 4 Riverside school, Prague, Czech Republic
11) Where do you see yourself in 10 years? As a successful lawyer, touch wood
12) Who is your favourite fellow OBU Therapist? You are all my favourites
13) Nicknames? Just Steiner or Steinmets (cite james penman)
14) What’s your favourite ‘I was hanging with the boys this one time and...’ story? I was hanging with the boys this one time and Israel Dagg scored first try for ABs at the Camby, great night!
15) What was the cause behind your worst ever hangover? First time on the spirits in third form. Had to cancel my birthday party the next night was so crook.
16) Worst job you ever had? Apple picking paid on a per bin basis and being allocated a row with undersized apples.
17) What’s your ultimate hangover cure? "sunday morning sex", no kissing
18) What’s your cooking specialty? Vindaloo curry
19) What is your strategy when it comes to picking up the ladies in town? Tell the ladies im israel daggs cousin and beat zac guilford in the 400m in high school
20) What’s the one song you want to hear before you run out onto the field for the OBU Therapists? Eminem, Cinderall Man
21) Your thoughts on starting up a Therapist law firm to assist the boys as we make our way through life? So keen, if I have the funds..
Cheers Jack, see all you boys tomorrow and let us pray for a good one against Upper Hutt. Oh it's also Liam Hurley's birthday shindig tomorrow and our valiant No.7 has been doing it tough lately with a lot of off the field dramas so it'd be good if we could all turn up and celebrate his 22 years on earth!!
